Thursday, August 4, 2011

Funny Re-post

The birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 in the morning.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is “What if I get knocked out & end up lying on the pavement & cook to death?”
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The potatoes cook underground so all you have to do is pull one out & add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.

This was reposted from Seven Sisters!

1 comment:

Bria Crawford said...

Haha, that's pretty funny.