Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Repost - Funny Quotations

5 of my favorite Steven Wright quotes

“When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
“A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”
“Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.”
“I woke up one morning to find that all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.”

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