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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Insert Name Here


My brother just asked me, "When are you going to get married? Anytime soon?"

To which I replied, "Dearest, I am ONLY 16!".


He then proceeded to say..."well blank is only blank years old and he is pretty nice."






No, did not name anyone. He said it just as I wrote it. However I did quell any further speeches.


Jessica

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

OH OH!

I've never told this story but it needs to be told, so here goes... It looks like a lot of writing but bear with me it's worth it.
Mommy said:"Erin will you make bread?"
I say "Sure!"
I go inside and set to work well whilst making the bread and grinding the wheat I say to myself
{I say things to myself a lot}
"What would happen if I took the wheat berries and but them and some water in the glass measuring cup and put them in the microwave and try to cook them like we do rice???"

Well I forgot one emportant thing we cover the rice and we do it in the convection OVEN.
NOT the microwave.
Well some where around 3 minutes I checked on my "wheat rice" well it turns out all the water had evaporated and it was starting to smell just a tad like POPCORN!!!
"Splendid!" Says I to myself. "I will make popwheat!!!"

So I left it in for oh say 5 more minutes and that's when things REALLY got going.
Well first Mommy came in and said "Um.. Erin what's that smell???"

I guess I had gotten used to it because I didn't smell it but it was burning and there was smoke coming out and all.

Well I took it outside and we all stared at it and then Jess said "It looks like it's on fire."
here it goes from bad to worse.
"Hmmm..." I says to me-self "Best remedy that!" So I went and got same nice cold water to put on it and I did and suddenly there was a cracking noise and the glass measuring cup broke into tiny pieces and is no more.
Later my EXTREMELY understanding mother explained to me that sometimes it is best to NOT add COLD water to HOT glass containers.
So to finish up the story I think I'm supposed to get Mom a new measuring cup for Christmas.
Ooops

Monday, December 14, 2009

I know we've seen a few to many Jane Austin type movies when...

I know we've seen a few to many Jane Austin type movies when my little sister tells me she is not hungry so she will not be down for breakfast but she might take a little something in her room later on.
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Friday, December 11, 2009

Tagged

Three things you are wearing right now?
  • My favorite green wool skirt
  • My black shirt
  • My fuzzy warm socks (because my feet are FREEZING!!!)
Three things you want very badly right now?
  • For God to provide work for my dad
  • For God to continue to protect us from getting sick with ANYTHING!
  • For God to help Daddy fix the heat!

Three things you did last night/yesterday

  • played outside with the dogs
  • Read
  • Finished Wives and Daughters - the movie

Two things you ate yesterday?

  • Salad wraps
  • spaghetti

Two people you last talked to on the phone

Two things you are going to do today

  • Go to the thrift store
  • Make homemade Christmas gifts

Your three favorite beverages

  • Water
  • Sprite
  • Tea - sweet

NOW TAG EIGHT PEOPLE: